Crappy Christmas - Yuletide Suicide

"Crappy Christmas: Yuletide – Suicide" is a socially critical clayanimation cartoon-drama with fantasy elements. The story deals with the topic of suicide during the Christmas season. The film is about a lonely, suicidal Kid and is aimed at an adult genre film audience. The film also scratches the topics: school shootings, clerical child abuse, euthanasia, racism and police violence.

digital download of the Soundtracks for
Crappy Christmas - Yuletide suicide &
Crappy Christmas - Operation Christmas Child
MP3 format
Composer: Michael Kaufmann
https://soundcloud.com/michael-kaufmann-25
downbloadable after the festivalpremiere of the film

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This Comic-Book is in german language!
"Jesus Christ: My Life as a Super-Hero"- Part 1 - "Birth of a new Hero"
Jürgen Klings first published Clay-Comic (3 Pages)
inside the 78 pages Panel Comic Magazin (Comic Anthology)
with further Comic shortys by: Ulf K.,Ole Comoll. TeER, Markus Grolik, tvuzk, herrjoergritter, Hannes Neubauer, Max Vähling, Elke Steiner, Sascha Dörp, Stephan Probst, Wittek, Raul C.O. Kauke & Rautie
ISBN:978-3-9-48452-90-2
Regular Price 9,80 EUR UVP plus Shipping and Handling
Here: 20,00 incl. Shipping and Handling , Dedication and Signature by J.Kling optional
The Comic is out of Print and we saved the last remaining copies!
This reward is being shipped within 2 weeks after the end of the crowdfunding campaign

+ your name on the Website of the Film (optional)
+ shoutout on the Website of the Film - send us your Quote ! (optional)

This Comic-Book is in german language!
"Jesus Christ: My Life as a Super-Hero"- Part 1 - "Birth of a new Hero"
Jürgen Klings first published Clay-Comic (3 Pages)
inside the 78 pages Panel Comic Magazin (Comic Anthology)
with further Comic shortys by: Ulf K.,Ole Comoll. TeER, Markus Grolik, tvuzk, herrjoergritter, Hannes Neubauer, Max Vähling, Elke Steiner, Sascha Dörp, Stephan Probst, Wittek, Raul C.O. Kauke & Rautie
ISBN:978-3-9-48452-90-2
Regular Price 9,80 EUR UVP plus Shipping and Handling
Here: 20,00 incl. Shipping and Handling , Dedication and Signature by J.Kling optional
The Comic is out of Print and we saved the last remaining copies!
This reward is being shipped within 2 weeks after the end of the crowdfunding campaign

+ your name on the Website of the Film (optional)
+ shoutout on the Website of the Film - send us your Quote ! (optional)

digital download of the final Film
Crappy Christmas - Yuletide Suicide (1920x1080)
downloadable after the festivalpremiere of the film

+ your name on the Website of the Film (optional)
+ shoutout on the Website of the Film - send us your Quote ! (optional)

digital download of the final Film
Crappy Christmas - Yuletide Suicide (1920x1080)
downloadable after the festivalpremiere of the film

+ your name on the Website of the Film (optional)
+ shoutout on the Website of the Film - send us your Quote ! (optional)

This rare Media-Book has never been published !
It contains:

3 Bluray Discs
DISC 1: Deathcember
Uncut incl. Crappy Christmas - Operation Christmas Child
incl. alternative Soundtrack / commentary track
for Crappy Christmas - OCC:
Audience-reaction to CC-OCC from the
Deathcember World-Premiere in San Sebastian, Spain
DISC 2: Deathcember 2 Vol. Festival Version Vol.1
Uncut incl. Crappy Christmas - Operation Christmas Child on Day #6
DISC 3: Deathcember 2 Vol. Festival Version Vol.2
1 DVD Disc
Over 2h Bonusmaterial
28 page Booklet
with Infos to all Segments plus Making Of Deathcember Story

These Media Books were originally produced to serve as Perks for the Deathcember Kickstarter Campaign. We have 50 pieces, that we are giving out with a handnumbered certificate of authenticity and the option to add a dedication, and a signature of Director J.Kling. The Media book will also handnumbered inside.
Price is incl. handling and shipping
This reward is being shipped within 2 weeks after the end of the crowdfunding campaign

+ your name on the Website of the Film (optional)
+ shoutout on the Website of the Film - send us your Quote ! (optional)

The Dowload Package includes:

digital download of the final Film
Crappy Christmas - Yuletide Suicide (1920x1080)
+ Making of Yuletide Suicide
+ Animatic Crappy Christmas - Yuletide Suicide (MOV)
+ Animatic Crappy Christmas - Operation Christmas Child (MOV)
+ Making of Operation Christmas Child with never seen before pictures !!!
+ tests & outtakes Yuletide Suicide (MOV)
+ unreleased Video of the Audience reaction to
CC-Operation Christmas Child at Fantasy Filmfest 2020 Frankfurt (MOV)
+ storyboard Yuletide Suicide (PDF)
+ OST Crappy Christmas - Operation Christmas Child (MP3)
+ OST Crappy Christmas - Yuletide Suicide (MP3)
Composer: Michael Kaufmann
https://soundcloud.com/michael-kaufmann-25
downloadable after the festivalpremiere of the film

+ your name on the Website of the Film (optional)
+ shoutout on the Website of the Film - send us your Quote ! (optional)

This rare Media-Book has never been published !
It contains:

3 Bluray Discs
DISC 1: Deathcember
Uncut incl. Crappy Christmas - Operation Christmas Child
incl. alternative Soundtrack / commentary track
for Crappy Christmas - OCC:
Audience-reaction to CC-OCC from the
Deathcember World-Premiere in San Sebastian, Spain
DISC 2: Deathcember 2 Vol. Festival Version Vol.1
Uncut incl. Crappy Christmas - Operation Christmas Child on Day #6
DISC 3: Deathcember 2 Vol. Festival Version Vol.2
1 DVD Disc
Over 2h Bonusmaterial
28 page Booklet
with Infos to all Segments plus Making Of Deathcember Story

These Media Books were originally produced to serve as Perks for the Deathcember Kickstarter Campaign. We have 50 pieces, that we are giving out with a handnumbered certificate of authenticity and the option to add a dedication, and a signature of Director J.Kling. The Media book will also handnumbered inside.
Price is incl. handling and shipping
This reward is being shipped within 2 weeks after the end of the crowdfunding campaign

+ your name on the Website of the Film (optional)
+ shoutout on the Website of the Film - send us your Quote ! (optional)

Special Crowdfunding Supporter Shirt with Crappy Cola Santa
Illustrated by UNCLE FRANK
limited to 66 Shirts Worldwide
Shirt will only be available to crwodfunding supporter
Fruit of the Loom
100 % Cotton*, ca. 165 g/m2
Roundneck
Sizes S – 5XL**
+ your Name on the Film-Website

Illustrator:
Ilan Sheady aka UNCLE FRANK is an internationally recognised artist working heavily in the horror genre.
His clients include Arrow Video, 88 films, Raven Banner and Nameless Media.
His artwork has been used in physical releases and marketing for Terrifier 2,
Turbo Kid, Tremors Collection, Resident Evil 4K Collection,
Lara Croft Tomb raider and the recent Arrow Video Empire of Screams.

Become Immortal by having your Name listed in the End-Credits of our Film !
listing will appear under "Thank you to:"

+ your name on the Website of the Film (optional)
+ shoutout on the Website of the Film - send us your Quote ! (optional)

The Dowload Package includes:

digital download of the final Film
Crappy Christmas - Yuletide Suicide (1920x1080)
+ Making of Yuletide Suicide
+ Animatic Crappy Christmas - Yuletide Suicide (MOV)
+ Animatic Crappy Christmas - Operation Christmas Child (MOV)
+ Making of Operation Christmas Child with never seen before pictures !!!
+ tests & outtakes Yuletide Suicide (MOV)
+ unreleased Video of the Audience reaction to
CC-Operation Christmas Child at Fantasy Filmfest 2020 Frankfurt (MOV)
+ storyboard Yuletide Suicide (PDF)
+ OST Crappy Christmas - Operation Christmas Child (MP3)
+ OST Crappy Christmas - Yuletide Suicide (MP3)
Composer: Michael Kaufmann
https://soundcloud.com/michael-kaufmann-25
downloadable after the festivalpremiere of the film

+ your name on the Website of the Film (optional)
+ shoutout on the Website of the Film - send us your Quote ! (optional)

Become Immortal by having your Name listed in the End-Credits of our Film !
listing will appear under "Thank you to:"

+ your name on the Website of the Film (optional)
+ shoutout on the Website of the Film - send us your Quote ! (optional)

Krampus´ Sack is full of surprises.
What will you find inside ?
something really cool ? or some X-Mas-trash ? cool X-Mas-trash ?
something useful ? something fun ? somethig horrifying ?
you won´t know until you open it yourself !!

Every Sack is uniquely filled with different goodies !
comes with a "Gruß vom Krampus"-Card, just like in the film !
Perfect for unboxing Videos !
Shirt Size below just in case you are going to find clothing inside
- do not take this as a hint every sack will include a shirt or so, they don´t

Krampus´Sack will reach you in time for St. Niklas/Krampusday Dezember 6 !

+ your Name on the Website of the Film (optional)
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surprise surprise

Krampus´ Sack is full of surprises.
What will you find inside ?
something really cool ? or some X-Mas-trash ? cool X-Mas-trash ?
something useful ? something fun ? somethig horrifying ?
you won´t know until you open it yourself !!

Every Sack is uniquely filled with different goodies !
comes with a "Gruß vom Krampus"-Card, just like in the film !
Perfect for unboxing Videos !
Shirt Size below just in case you are going to find clothing inside
- do not take this as a hint every sack will include a shirt or so, they don´t

Krampus´Sack will reach you in time for St. Niklas/Krampusday Dezember 6 !

+ your Name on the Website of the Film (optional)
+ shoutout on the Website of the Film - send us your quote ! (optional)

surprise surprise

Grab your Ticket to the Team-Premiere of Crappy Christmas - Yuletide Suicide and be one of the first people to see the finished film !
The Premiere will be held at a Movie Theatre in the Rhein Main Area, Germany (the area around Frankfurt) - we hope to have it in Gelnhausen. The Party is planned to happen in our Studio, with original Puppets and Sets on Display. This Perk includes free admission to the Screening incl. Champaign, and free Drinks and Food at the Party. You will find a little present with your name on it under or on the Christmastree !
Since the Film will be "only" 12 minutes long the Program will include more Films before the actual premiere Film, So this will be a rare chance to see other work from our Studio incl. all Crappy Christmas Films, The Jughead´s Revenge Video and more on the BIG SCREEN ! we are also reaching out to artist in our Network for a selection of their work, so this Screening is going to include more great Animation-Art.

+ your name on the Website of the Film (optional)
+ shoutout on the Website of the Film - send us your Quote ! (optional)

Grab your Ticket to the Team-Premiere of Crappy Christmas - Yuletide Suicide and be one of the first people to see the finished film !
The Premiere will be held at a Movie Theatre in the Rhein Main Area, Germany (the area around Frankfurt) - we hope to have it in Gelnhausen. The Party is planned to happen in our Studio, with original Puppets and Sets on Display. This Perk includes free admission to the Screening incl. Champaign, and free Drinks and Food at the Party. You will find a little present with your name on it under or on the Christmastree !
Since the Film will be "only" 12 minutes long the Program will include more Films before the actual premiere Film, So this will be a rare chance to see other work from our Studio incl. all Crappy Christmas Films, The Jughead´s Revenge Video and more on the BIG SCREEN ! we are also reaching out to artist in our Network for a selection of their work, so this Screening is going to include more great Animation-Art.

+ your name on the Website of the Film (optional)
+ shoutout on the Website of the Film - send us your Quote ! (optional)

VHS Copy of Crappy Christmas - Yuletide Suicide
-LIMITED to only 12 Copies Worldwide !!!
-with Certificate of Authenticity
- handnumbered
-PAL or NTSC
-Directors signature (optional)
-reversible Sleeve: Side1: temporary cover seen here | Side2: the final Filmcover
-Box comes with slight signs of use for genuine 80 Feeling !

+ Your Name on the Film Website (optional)
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Forget BATTLE ARMOR-HE-MAN, here comes DILDO-KID!

DILDO-KID - Action Figure
handmade action figure
Material: Figure: PU plastic | Weaopn: rubber
both arms and eyes movable
limited to 50 copies worldwide
available in version A and B

Images show a mock-up. Final Toy might slightly differ.

+Your name on the film website (optional)
+Shoutout on the film website (optional) send us your quote!

Original bloody Dildo from "Crappy Christmas - Operation Christmas Child"
1 of 2 Screen used Dildos, Original Screen Used Prop
Artist: Jürgen Kling
Material: Silicone over Wire Armature, movable / Red Paint
in Glascylinder
with Certificate of Authenticity

+ Your name on the Film Website (optional)
+ Shoutout on the Film Website (optional)

Original Greasy Dildo from "Crappy Christmas - Operation Christmas Child"
1 of 2 Screen used Dildos, Original Screen Used Prop
Artist: Jürgen Kling
Material: Silicone over Wire Armature, movable / posable , Vaseline
in Glascylinder
with Certificate of Authenticity

+ Your name on the Film Website (optional)
+ Shoutout on the Film Website (optional)

We will sneak you NAME or a Name provided by you as an AUDIBLE EASTER-EGG into the Film!

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We will sneak your NAME or a name provided by you as an OPTICAL EASTER-EGG into our Film !

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Original Gingerbreadman from "Crappy Christmas - Operation Christmas Child"
one of a kind handmade piece !!!
Artist: Alexander Dannhauser aka Dan C. Maitland
Material: Epoxyclay, painted
framed, framesize 8,5 X 11,5cm
with protective cover (removable)
comes with signed certificate of authenticity

Price is incl. handling and shipping

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With this Perk you get the opportunity to have your Voice eternalized in our Film.
As a Voice-Actor / Voice-Actress you play the Role of an In-calling Person at a shopping TV Show. You can have you lines written by us or make up your own Questions about the product and talk to the TV-Host until your Questions are answered or your 15 seconds of Fame are over.
You will be credited with the other voice-actors at the end of our film.
Production Language is English.

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As Sponsor of the Film we will add your
- Companylogo and URL to the ENDCREDITS
- Companylogo and URL to the Filmwebsite
- Companylogo to the Filmposter

Original Skeleton / Kids cellmate from "Crappy Christmas - Operation Christmas Child"
one of a kind !!! handmade !
Artist: Jürgen Kling / Alexander Dannhauser
Material: Epoxyclay, painted
in Custom Display Box , Size16,5cm x 11,5cm x 8,0cm
inkl. Cellwalls, Floor and wooden ceiling, Glas in front and back
comes with signed certificate of authenticity

Price is incl. handling and shipping

+ your name on the Website of the Film (optional)
+ shoutout on the Website of the Film - send us your Quote ! (optional)

Become part of the Cast ! You will be in our Film playing the Role of a Shopping TV Host.
We build an original Crappy Christmas Style Cartoon Character based on a photo of you! made out of plasticine, on a fully posable wire armature. The Character is being named after you or you can pick a name which will be audibly addressed in the film. You / your character - is then part of our animation world and can be seen in the film. After the shooting, we work the character over in case it has been damaged or degraded during filming
THEN WE WILL SEND THE ORIGINAL ON SCREEN USED FIGURE FOR YOU TO KEEP !!
You will be mentioned in the credits.
Price incl. shipping and handling
This reward is being shipped after the Film is finished.

+ your name on the Website of the Film (optional)
+ shoutout on the Website of the Film - send us your Quote ! (optional)

Become part of the Cast ! You will be in our Film playing the Role of a Shopping TV Host.
We build an original Crappy Christmas Style Cartoon Character based on a photo of you! made out of plasticine, on a fully posable wire armature. The Character is being named after you or you can pick a name which will be audibly addressed in the film. You / your character - is then part of our animation world and can be seen in the film. After the shooting, we work the character over in case it has been damaged or degraded during filming
THEN WE WILL SEND THE ORIGINAL ON SCREEN USED FIGURE FOR YOU TO KEEP !!
You will be mentioned in the credits.
Price incl. shipping and handling
This reward is being shipped after the Film is finished.

+ your name on the Website of the Film (optional)
+ shoutout on the Website of the Film - send us your Quote ! (optional)

Become a Co-Producer and our new Superhero !
With the purchase of this Perk you make a tremendous contibution to our budget and will be given a Co-Producer Credit (in the Film, on the Movie-Poster / IMDB and wherever the Film Data appears). By doing so you also become a superhero to us and therfor we will CREATE A SUPERHERO PUPPET OF YOU based on fotos you provide us with, handmade from Wire, and Plasticine, mounted on a nice socket. An Image of your Heropuppet will be added to the Endcredits in a special OUR HEROS SECTION (optional) We will send the Puppet to you !
This Perk also include the Perks:
-Deathcember Media Book
-Digital DOWNLOAD PACK
-Jesus Superhero Comic
-Ticket to Premiere and Aftershow Party
+ your name on the Website of the Film (optional)
+ shoutout on the Website of the Film - send us your Quote ! (optional)
All reward are being shipped after we finished the Superhero puppet after the end of the crowdfunding campaign.
All Downloads are available after the festival Premiere of the film.